Top Ten Signs That Your Kids Are Israeli

#10 When they talk in their sleep - it's in Hebrew

#9 They call Obama the Rosh HaMemshala of America

#8 They open their English books from the end of the story

#7 They prefer Bamba to Potato Chips

#6 They save up all their apricot pits

#5 They put a line through their number 7

#4 When they announce the time they read the digits off of their digital clock from right to left

#3 They use slang words from the Arabic like Yah-la and Sababa

#2 They eat cucumbers with the peels on them

#1 They worry all year long about what they are going to dress up as for Purim